Mom or Papa

Papa: Which of us you like more, Mom or Papa?
Kid: Both.
Papa: No, tell me one?
Kid: Both
Papa: Ok, if I go to America and your Mom go to Paris, Where will you go?
Kid: Paris
Papa: Its mean you like your mom?
Kid: No, Paris is beautiful then America.
Papa: Ok, now if I go to Paris and your mom go to America so where will you go?
Kid: America
Papa: Why?
Kid: Paris to ghoom aaya na papa.
Papa: "Barra koi Kuttay da puttar hain tu"